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We thought about designing some elegant wedding gifts and a line of beautiful, classy bridal lingerie... but then we realized that's really really boring. So here is our contribution to wedded bliss.... anal sex! When you say "I do"... say "I do... anal!"

And since we know that not everyone actually does do anal (or necessarily wants to advertise that they do) we've designed some PG-rated clean versions that just say "I do..." that would make a very cute gift for the entire wedding party.

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